Alfred’s First Swim

He’s going to need to practice more…. his paws were touching the sky!

Alfred Being a Lazy Bitch

FlashFlight LED Balls, not to be confused with FleshLight

These balls are awesome! I bought three more after my first one. You can get them for 10 bucks a pop at

Alfred Panting….finally (cold blooded poopbox)

I say finally because this dog would never pant. He could run for miles and then stop and look at you like he just woke up! Now I know he works…

The new vicious beast – Alfred the puppy…

Say hello to seven week old Alfred. He is a silver Weimaraner who shits, pees, and sleeps 24/7. More pics to come as he grows up!